Mr Deck Showpiece Decks and Arbors

RENDITIONS OF THE SEATICULOUS       

a "Boxed Waffice Thriller"

How many legs has a 10-foot seat? Would you believe "12" --  another ridiculous construct.

Even completely detached from the railing, this 3-segment seat could have been built by an experienced deck-builder having safety in mind with just two support posts. And four would have been plenty sufficient.

"Keeps you sitting right on the edge of your seat the whole time."-ed

Here's another "milliseat" -- This time 12 legs for just two segments! Looks like it's going somewhere.

Milliseat

Definition:  Mimicking a millipede but man-made for taking a break from bipeddaling around.

They just keep on coming.

These seats were made for walking
And that's just what they'll do
And one of these days
They'll walk all over you

And look at that railing. I can't decide if it's really a railing or an outdoor radiator.

An outdoor waiting room

Looks like something out of the Vatican rectory as was seen in that Christopher Reeves movie, Monsignor. Strictly 14th century furniture making at its best. Should be demolished forthright.

Waiting to meet its maker.

Peanut gallery, anyone?

See those chairs? Why are they placed in front of built-in seating?

So much for the practicality of that design.

 

 

This page has generated hate-mail from some deck-builders who accused me of unfairly picking on guys who like legs. Here's for them. Get over it. ►

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    Oh Lord, won't ya buy me a Durango?
There's just too many legs here for me to tango.

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